The dos and don’ts of driving home for Christmas

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"Try not to have a tantalising array of freshly wrapped gifts on your back seat if you know you’ll be stopping off on the way"
  • | by Kristian Dando

I’m driving home for Christmas” crooned Chris Rea in his 1988 hit 'Driving Home for Christmas'.

It’s a journey many of us will be embarking upon over the next few days, so take heed of these nuggets of info for a safe trip home…

DO… prepare beforehand

Make sure that your tyre pressure and washer fluid are all correct. It might be an idea to check the traffic situation, too. Stay on top of what’s going on out on the roads with your radio’s oft-neglected Traffic Alert feature.

You might also want to have a read of our winter driving guide.

DON’T… put all your presents on show

Try not to have a tantalising array of freshly wrapped gifts on your back seat if you know you’ll be stopping off on the way – it’ll attract thieves like a moth to a flame. Keep whatever you can in the boot, out of sight.

DO… be courteous and considerate

After all, it is the season of good cheer. So spread a little to your fellow motorist by giving way when it’s safe to do so, keeping plenty of distance from other drivers, and generally not driving like a berk.

DON’T… let the rush get to you

Chances are that the roads will be chock-a-block with drivers who are also going home or in the midst of a dash to pick up last-minute gifts and supplies. But if it’s busy, just relax and go with it.

DO… curate a playlist of Christmas bangers to listen to

Here’s a few to kick you off.

DON’T... drink and drive 

“Pah,” you might think. “A snifter of sherry and half a weak bitter won’t even touch the sides of my strong constitution. Of course I can get away with it.” Well, think again. The police are out in their droves over Christmas, and driving after any quantity of alcohol is never advisable.

DO… have plenty of stuff to keep the kids entertained

Long car journeys and bored children have the potential to be an emotionally combustible mix. Make sure that you’re well stocked with entertaining stuff to keep them busy, and factor in a few stops along the way to take the edge off.

DON’T… drive tired

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents reckons that 20% of road accidents might be caused by driver tiredness. So before you set off, make sure you’re rested up. If you’re driving cross-country, it might be worth sharing the driving with someone who can take over while you take a snooze.