Is there anything better than Eurovision? The costumes, the deep and meaningful song lyrics, the completely unbiased voting... Why must it come but once a year?
Alas, as we yearn for bi-weekly contests (too much?), let's celebrate and not forget what we have already - a really good opportunity to have a party and behold the riches that Europe has to offer.
And we all know that no party is complete without bingo!
If, like me, you'll be live tweeting the whole spectacle, get involved and tell us your favourites and flops on Twitter.