If there's one thing we love here at the Money Shot, it's when a proverb comes to life so beautifully it gives us goosebumps. And we haven't been let down this week because… in the red corner, weighing in at 68kg, it's the one, the only, Floyd Mayweather, who will literally 'put his money where his mouth is' in an upcoming bout. Let's get ready to rumble!
Nicknamed 'Money', (we can't think why?) Mayweather obviously has nothing better to spend his cash on, as reportedly he will be sporting a $25,000 mouthguard in his world welterweight fight with Manny Pacquiao in Las Vegas on 2 May.
Of course this isn't your bog standard, run-of-the-mill gum shield. We're assuming Mayweather won't be popping on the kettle and shoving the still boiling plastic into his gob to mould it. No, don't be so silly... presumably Obama will be doing it while whispering sweet nothings in his ear for that price tag.
So what makes it so special? Well, let's put it this way, you won't be buying them down Argos anytime soon. The mouthguard reportedly contains gold and diamonds, is chock-full of $100 notes and helps the boxer breathe more easily (always handy). But for someone who could be earning £122m from one fight, what else could he use the money for anyway?
This isn't a one-off for Mayweather either. He's been known to use a $50,000 iPod case, drop $20,000 on a Cadillac golf cart and he apparently wears brand new underwear every day, a habit that costs him around $6,000 a year.
He isn't the only boxer making it rain though. Notorious ear muncher Mike Tyson gave his first wife a $2m bathtub to splash around in, and Bolton native Amir Khan delivered a knockout blow last December, splurging somewhere between £20,000 and £30,000 on 24-carat gold thread shorts for a fight against Devon Alexander. He did donate them to charity after though… so we might let him off.
News in brief
Congrats to Aldi which has leapfrogged upmarket supermarket chain Waitrose, securing a place as the UK's sixth largest grocer.
Break out the party poppers, 15-plate cars have helped boost UK new car sales to a 21st-century high.
Thieves have allegedly stolen jewels worth up to a pearl-clutching £200m from London's Hatton Garden.
Nasa's chief scientist Ellen Stofan has said that we could know within a decade whether there's life beyond Earth.
On Covered mag this week
We get the lowdown on why mountain trekking rocks.
Graham Thomas delves into the beautiful yet frankly bizarre world of Augusta National just in time for the Masters 2015.
Emily Bater chats to the chief executive of JustPark and finds out more about the sharing economy.
Come on a trip to Cromer in a Seat for our latest guide to Britain.
Join us next Friday for another relentlessly stimulating instalment of the Money Shot. Until then, email us your letters.