Don your comedy apron, get the spatula to hand and preheat the oven to 'hot-hot-HOT!' because the behemoth of baking shows is back, and it's already been hit by its first controversy…
If you're a fan of mild-mannered TV where the most perilous thing to happen is a soggy bottom, then you're probably already hooked on this year's Great British Bake Off. It would seem you're in good company too. In fact, so beloved is the programme that a whopping 12.3 million viewers tuned in to see the winner crowned last year.
However, much like the shocking 'bin gate' of last series, there's a new sugary storm sweeping through the Bake Off tent. It would seem that someone has been kneading the figures. Intrigued? We shall continue.
All betting has been suspended on the Bake Off following some unusual activity surrounding who'll be named the victor.
Apparently there's been far more than just a sprinkling of money put on one particular contestant in this year's line-up, especially in the town of Ipswich (hotbed of notorious cake crime). So much so that bookies fear that it may be a little more than just a hunch, especially since the majority were the maximum value bets bookies would take. Highly suspicious, we think you'll agree.
A spokesman for Ladbrokes said: "When you see a run of bets like this for one contestant at the expense of everyone else, that can be a sign to suspend betting for a bit to assess the situation, and that's exactly what we did."
We say that this behaviour just takes the biscuit and the Bake Off shouldn't be about winning money – it's about watching someone triumphantly sculpt meringue into the shape of a swan as a tear of pride runs down their cheek… we promise we'll get a life soon.
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