You'd be forgiven for thinking the world was ending this week when English shoppers were forced to start paying 5p for carrier bags.
In fact an American religious group did predict a fiery end for us puny humans, but not because of the aforementioned charge. We're still all here, and carrier bags still cost 5p.
From the usual suspects (ahem, the Daily Mail) to social media, many people were coming to the realisation that they'll have to pay for bags from now on and getting on their high horse.
The Money Shot applauds those who saw the introduction as an opportunity to (tenuously) make a bit of cash…
Business idea: grab all the carrier bags your mum has stored in the cupboard under the sink and stand outside tesco selling them for 3p each— Bobby (@BobbyArnold_) October 7, 2015
Times are hard, carrier bags are now 5p each. Talk to me about a new role with a healthy salary increase!! pic.twitter.com/28qNfHzB4l— Sam Cox (@thatITrecruiter) October 8, 2015
Here at Covered HQ we've been carrying our shopping in our arms and buying bags for life since 2011, when Wales blazed a trail and started charging for bags. Northern Ireland and Scotland followed in 2013 and 2014.
The number of plastic bags given out in Wales has dropped by 71%, and it's hoped the same will happen over the other side of the border.
If you've been pondering how you'll now transport your new pet goldfish home, fear not – just as in Wales, the English rules have a raft of exemptions.
So if you buy raw meat or fish you'll get a free bag, as will people buying fresh flowers, fish and chips or prescription medicines.
Here are a few tips from people who've been making do with the carrier charge for many years...
- Carry your shopping in your arms like a baby
- Buy less stuff
- Invest in a granny trolley
- Start a shopping relay team and share your bags with friends
- Hire a monkey to carry your shopping for you
- And finally… remember your bags!
NEWS IN BRIEF
The price of flats has risen faster than houses in the last decade, according to research for Halifax. It seems the increase is led by London, where flats account for half of property sales.
The Bank of England voted to keep UK interest rates at a record low of 0.5%.
The boss of Volkswagen US, Michael Horn, revealed that he knew about the company's emissions cheating in early 2014.
On Covered Mag this week
Rachel England copes (or doesn't) without cards for a week
Money Shot letters
I was amused by your piece last week on cold callers, and wished to share with you my method for getting rid of the pesky so-and-sos.
Once I know that I'm speaking to a salesperson, I simply regale them with a few verses from my favourite book of the Bible. Being a religious woman I couldn't bear to utter profanities, but I find that reading a few lines from the Good Book immediately makes the person at the other end of the line see sense.
Perhaps you could publish this letter to your readers, as not only is it an effective method of discouraging cold callers, but it may reacquaint them with our Lord and Saviour and save them from their sure damnation.
Mrs Temperance Evans, Bethesda
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